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boring

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 02:23:17 GMT

boring

words i hate

Mon, 09 Aug 2004 00:55:46 GMT

Chakalougie (8:53:56 PM): but did u do the blouse part?
BenayMH (8:54:04 PM): this is psycho
BenayMH (8:54:09 PM): but i cant stand the word blouse
BenayMH (8:54:13 PM): it drives me up the wall
BenayMH (8:54:19 PM): and i hate hate hate the word purse
BenayMH (8:54:22 PM): i cant deal with those two words
Chakalougie (8:54:55 PM): what about
Chakalougie (8:55:04 PM): blourse!!!!
BenayMH (8:55:15 PM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahah
BenayMH (8:55:15 PM): no!

Mon, 09 Aug 2004 00:54:59 GMT

poo

my horoscope today

Sun, 08 Aug 2004 15:25:02 GMT

Take things to the limit today, dear Aries - and then go beyond. This is one of those days in which people may go to extremes - especially emotionally. You have the right to push the boundaries and see how far you go. There is no need to hesitate or delay. If you are going to do something, do it now. There is an intense surge of power that should be there to help you along your way.

By Yosef Y. Jacobson Alon Moreh, Eretz Israel

Fri, 06 Aug 2004 21:03:55 GMT

The sun and the moon
The Talmud states (5), "Moses is the face of the sun; Joshua is the face of the moon." What is the symbolism behind this poetic statement?

One explanation might be this:

The Talmud states (5), "Moses is the face of the sun; Joshua is the face of the moon." What is the symbolism behind this poetic statement?

One explanation might be this:

Moses represents Torah; Joshua embodies the Land of Israel. Moses gave us the Torah; Joshua gave us Israel.

The light of the moon is beautiful, soothing, and romantic. Moonlight has inspired many an imagination and a soul. Yet the glow of the moon is merely a reflection of the sun. As long as the moon reflects the sun's glow, it casts upon the earth its own unique romantic luminescence; if the moon is separated from its source of light – as is the case in a lunar eclipse -- it becomes a large chunk of dark and rocky matter.

The relationship between Moses, the face of Torah, and Joshua, the face of Jewish statehood, is that of the sun and the moon. As long as Israel reflects Torah – its faith, its dreams and its passions -- it is hard to find something more beautiful and inspiring. When Israel, however, ceases to see itself as a reflection of Torah, but rather as a secular national
homeland for Jews, a member of the United Nations, it loses much of its inner glow and beauty. Its very identity and future is put into question.

white shells

Fri, 06 Aug 2004 03:30:21 GMT

Clams are animals that burrow under the sea floor. They are bivalves, mollusks that have two shells that protect a soft body. There are over 15,000 different species of clams worldwide. The biggest clam is the Giant Clam, Tridacna gigas; it is up to 4.8 feet (1.5 m) long and weighs up to 550 pounds (250 kg). Most clams are only a few inches long.

Anatomy and Diet: Clams come in many colors, including shades of brown, red-brown, yellow, cream, etc. The two shells are attached by a muscular hinge (the adductor muscle). When a clam is threatened, most clams will pull their soft body into into the shells and close the shells tightly for protection. The foot is used to burrow into the sand. Clams use their tube-like siphon to draw in water, from which they extract oxygen and filter plankton (tiny plants that they eat).

Predators of the Clam:Many animals eat clams, including eels, sea stars, whelks, and people

plants

Fri, 06 Aug 2004 03:25:25 GMT

i have to start eating more vegetables.

Melanie

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 02:22:22 GMT

By the way, i didnt have time to write this when i was in the library, but my friend Melanie is very cool. First of all she makes an effort to learn about all different kinds of people, she knows a ton about Judaism and other religions. very impressive. Secondly, even though we disagree about a lot of political issues, you can tell that she doesnt just blindly follow party lines, all her opinions are based on facts and logic. Melanie also has a really good sense of humor. She'd make a kick ass radio talk show hostess! yay

evening with melanie

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 00:28:09 GMT

This afternoon my girl Melanie and i hung out. We went to "Burger Nosh", 3 cheers for Melanie who could eat at McDonald's anytime she wants guilt free but graciously went along with me to kosherville. The burgers and fries that we got were so small when we got them on our tray i was like "hey where's my toy?" Then we got candy. I eat really unhealthy i gotta get into vegetables. Anyways, for anyone who wants a good laugh, go to rate my professors, look up queens college teachers and check out some of them. posting things on that site is FUN. they wouldnt let Melanie post the phrase "MILF" odd. anyways,,,im in queens now i probably should start going home soon its getting late and i have a half an hour drive. the word twat is funny

lend me your ears

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 17:27:38 GMT

Kerry waves corn out a bus window in Iowa with a weird looking grin on his face. Limp, lame cornstalks. Teresa hangs over her corny husband with a vomitatious grin.

Mon, 02 Aug 2004 22:06:44 GMT

Dorothy: If Gloria ever wrote a book about my love life, I'd be furious!
Sophia: You'd get mad over a pamphlet?!

swine

Mon, 02 Aug 2004 17:08:19 GMT

Hollywood fat-ass director Michael Moore had this to say regarding the passengers of flight 93, the flight that went down in the field in Somerset, PA on 9/11. -"The passengers were scaredy-cats because they were mostly white. If the passengers had included black men those killers, with their puny bodies and unimpressive small knives, would have been crushed by the dudes."

food for thought

Mon, 02 Aug 2004 03:34:59 GMT

"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best--" and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called. -A.A. Milne, from The House at Pooh Corner

DNC

Sun, 01 Aug 2004 04:39:24 GMT

MISCHER DEEPLY SORRY FOR BALLOON RAGE

The producer of the Democratic National Convention in Boston "deeply apologized" on Friday for his exasperated, profanity-laced tirade which on worldwide TV just as Kerry ended his acceptance speech.

"I feel terrible about it, and I deeply apologize to anyone I might have offended," Hollywood heavy Don Mischer tells Saturday's LOS ANGELES TIMES.

CNN said it had received permission from Mischer to air audio from the control room from time to time to provide behind-the-scenes flavor.

But Mischer said he had no idea his control-room comments were being broadcast at the time. Mischer explains how his microphone had a switch allowing him to update the networks and media, including CNN, about schedule changes -- but that the switch was "unequivocally" in the off position during the balloon drop!

"Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddammit... What the f**k are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down, more balloons. More balloons. More balloons," Mischer said over the air on CNN during Kerry's climax.

balloons!

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 04:24:07 GMT

DNC CONVENTION DIRECTOR DON MISCHER AIRED ON CNN AS KERRY ENDS SPEECH, HEARD WORLDWIDE: 'Go balloons, go balloons! Go balloons! I don't see anything happening. Go balloons! Go balloons! Go balloons! Standby confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring it- balloons, balloons, balloons! We want balloons, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right, go balloons, go balloons. We need more balloons. All balloons! All balloons! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddammit. Go confetti. Go confetti. More confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go balloons- balloons? What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down! All balloons, what the hell! There's nothing falling! What the fuck are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down, more balloons. More balloons. More balloons'...

the three wishes

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 01:36:34 GMT

one time in seventh grade everyone in the class was handed a work sheet. it said to write down three wishes that we had. i wrote that i wished i could speak every language known to mankind, have the ability to fly and to make myself invisible when i wanted to. the teacher handed back all the sheets to everyone a while later. i didnt get mine back. then she held one up. i geuss when i handed it into the teacher i forgot to write my name on it. i told her it was mine. when i looked at it in the place where i was supposed to have written my name she filled in the empty line with "your name is invisible already"

howard dean

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 01:30:41 GMT

Howard Dean was the one candidate amongst the democrats that was pure. he didnt try to cover his agenda and he is a passionate man. we should all learn from him yeaaaaaaaaaah

Sun, 25 Jul 2004 18:08:04 GMT

howard dean is god

campaign

Sun, 25 Jul 2004 00:32:35 GMT

south dakota YEHAHAHAHAH! new mexico, arizone GASP yeahhhh then we're gonna take over Vermont and washington and we're gonna march on the white house. YEAH ahahhahah yyea gurgle sputter

misc

Sat, 24 Jul 2004 23:56:09 GMT

Right now i am sitting here writing in this online journal for the first time. This is an interesting experience. ive always wondered why people are comfortable doing this when they know that anyone out there could be reading their most intimate confessions online.